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Friday, June 4, 2004

So, it's not quite one a year, but there have been about 25ish or so kids reported killed by car windows in the last decade. There are whole groups organized to fight the powers that be who let their kids die from car window mishaps.

The people in these groups are retards. The odds of a child getting killed by a power window are astronomically small. If you add any kind of competent supervision the chances are nil. They should spend their time joining groups aimed at having parents take better care of their kids. Except then they wouldn't have time to take care of the kids they have left who haven't managed to kill themselves with car windows, drowning in the tub, or by jumping off of the roof onto the flipped over running lawnmower while holding a bucket of gas in one hand and a sparkler in the other.

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